All tagged Goddamnit

Whirlpool has a hotline where you can punch in your order number and hear the shipping status of whatever it is you’re waiting for. Lisa from Whirlpool had helpfully given me all the numbers, along with her promise that we’d have a new stove within three to four weeks. It’s been eleven weeks since she LIED to me . . .

A few years ago when Jackson was playing youth league basketball, he jammed his finger pretty badly and we ended up at the ER, and then we were referred to a hand specialist because it was a weird break. The bone at the tip of his finger had actually split, like if you took an ax to a log. There’s a name for that type of break but I Google image searched and couldn’t find an example, and now I’ve creased my brain with so many truly horrendous hand injuries and I’m not even done with my first cup of coffee.