Eden M. Kennedy

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Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works at a public library and is finishing writing her first novel.

My Inscrutable Marriage

Last night in bed.

Me: *giggling uncontrollably*

Jack: "What are you reading?"

Me: "Patrick Hughes."

Jack: "Jesus, why don't you two just get a room."

Me: "Great idea!"

yet another indignity

The next morning.

Jack (walking in holding an eighteen-inch squash): "Look what Lori gave me."

that's what she said

Me: "Holy shit, is that a zucchini? That's the biggest one I've ever seen in my life. Lori gave that to you?" (Jack built Lori's house and now they're in love.)

Jack: "She found it in her garden and she said as soon as she saw it she thought of me."

So it's nice to know that if Jack and I ever break up, he'll have someone to turn to. And I'll have, uh, a book and a dildo.

Also, new post at Babble: LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES. I BEG OF YOU.