Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works at a nonprofit and is just about finished writing her first novel.

What Jackson Learned from Watching "Casablanca"

I don't want to go to school! Drop me off at 7-11!

I hate to think what you'd learn, sitting in the parking lot of 7-11 all day.

Drop me off, there's the exit!

Smoking cigarettes and shoplifting candy bars.

I want to learn to smoke cigarettes and shoplift candy bars, that sounds great!

Plenty of time for that, Sonny Jim.

I also want to learn to pick pockets.