Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

May I Take Your Order?

Jackson: I DON'T WANT TOAST, NOOOOO! No! No! No! No! No!

Me: You know what? Whining isn't really the best way to get what you want in life.

Jackson: It isn't?

Me: No.

Jackson: I'm so confused.

Me: Uh . . .

Jackson: And normally it's very difficult to confuse me.

Me: . . .

Jackson: So thanks for clearing that up, Mom!

Me: Ohmygod, before I shoot myself I just want to know what to make you for breakfast.

Jackson: I'll have some cereal, please.