Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

Buns of Steel

Me: "I'm thinking of getting new license plates."

Jack: "How come?"

Me: "2FUSSY. Too fussy. It's kind of negative."

Jack: "Defeatist."

Me: "So I'm thinking, YOGABNS!"

Jack: "Ah."

Me: "Or I know, YOGABNZ!"

Jack: "Right. And people will be driving down the road and thinking, Yoga buns? That woman sure is proud of her ass."

Me: "Oh, goddamnit."