Eden M. Kennedy has acted impulsively in ways she now regrets.

Reviews, Reduced

Okay, it didn't take me until Christmas to redo my reading page. Because instead of reaching deep down into the pit of my corroded little heart to scrape off a chunk of what I really thought of all this literature I've been hoarding, I took the opposite tack. Mining my love of crossword puzzles and peculiar sonnets, I decided the better route would be to cram every thought I had into five-word reviews. Thus dodging the "sincere opinion" bullet completely. Whew! That was a close one.

Take that, Michiko Kakutani!

Anyway, it's done.

My Inner Thirteen-year-old Boy is Gay for Johnny Knoxville

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