Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works at a nonprofit and is just about finished writing her first novel.

Surprise!

Here's something to make you feel distinctly uneasy

Child Safe Network

Want to know if there are registered sex offenders in your area, the ones who like to waggle their dicks at kids? My town, with three stop lights, has twelve of them.

Surprise!

You have to get through a few pages of ads to see the listing, but then: mug shots! A list of offenses! Addresses!

I will never let Jackson wander over to the toy aisle in Rite Aid by himself ever again.

Especially if they ever decide to employ pharmacists like this.