Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

Yesterday I came home from errands and Jack had Jackson set up with his little monster bass plugged into the big amp.

Jackson was playing and singing a song:

Ahh GOLD fish . . .

aaahhh GOLD fish . . .

aahh GOLD fish . . .

(dramatic pause)

YAAAAY!

And then last night Jack says to me: "You made me a father, you fucking bitch."

And then he says, "And you made me like it."

And then he says, "I'll always hate you for that."

Well, happy Father's Day, honey.

"Let's do a 68 and I'll owe you one."