Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

Variations on a theme by some dork

Buy shoes as though you're not broke.
Take a dump as though it won't stink.
Have sex like your toddler isn't about to wake up from his nap, climb to the top of his crib, and holler "DONE!"