Eden M. Kennedy

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Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works at a public library and is finishing writing her first novel.

Celebrity Sightings From Antiquity

The first in a series Who: JOHN MALKOVICH

Where: The bag check counter at Shakespeare & Co. on lower Broadway in NYC.

When: After Dangerous Liaisons but before Sheltering Sky.

What'd he do? Surrendered a flaccid suede backpack to me. I gave him a claim check.

What was the vibe? Angst-ridden. I think he was trying to be Unnoticeable Guy, and the fact that I recognized him and was freaking out six different ways on the inside was clearly visible through my frozen, bunny-in-the-headlights expression.

Coworkers' reaction: Only the theater students were impressed.

Who: MICHELLE PFEIFFER

Where: Same place.

When: After Baker Boys but before Batman.

What'd she do? Asked for a copy of Silence of the Lambs during that hopeless period where the hardcover is out of stock and the paperback isn't in print yet, which meant I had to tell her that God himself couldn't get a copy. She asked me to call around anyway. I handed her off to Andy, who clearly was dying to get involved in a lost cause with her.

What was the vibe? Casual. She showed me where she'd lost a snap on her leather jacket, then said she was on her way to the airport.

Coworkers' reaction: Later, in the stock room, Andy asked everyone if her lipstick color didn't remind us of a used tampon.

Who: MEL GIBSON

Where: The lobby below the marketing offices at Paramount.

When: After Jack and I had made our ill-fated move to L.A. but before he asked me to marry him.

What'd he do? Mel did a double take and then stared as I was going into the elevator.

What was the vibe? Naah, he's too short old Catholic Australian married.

Coworkers' reaction: I got trumped by a sighting of two producers in a limo picking up a prostitute outside of Todd AO and then bringing her back to the exact same spot three minutes later.