Eden M. Kennedy

mission accomplished, pal

Eden M. Kennedy is the co-author (with Alice Bradley) of the book Let's Panic About Babies! (St. Martin's Press, 2011).

A former college-radio DJ, Mrs. Kennedy has driven cross-country six times in a 1973 Volkswagen Bug and enjoys standing on her head.

Currently she works a straight job and is just about finished writing her first novel.

When casting about wildly for Christmas presents, Jack was inspired by his sister's opinion that every girl should be given a bunny on her thirteenth birthday. While searching the Web for a good link for you (because I know you'll want one!), I found more information about vibrating quadrupeds than I'll need in a lifetime, and of course the shopping is too good to be true. I really like the looks of this Hello Kitty vibrator (it's on sale!); Vibo the Clown, though technically a biped, has a certain let's-display-it-on-the-bookshelf appeal (although those little Xs over his eyes can mean nothing but sheer exhaustion); and who wouldn't want a Divine Intervention Jackhammer Jesus Dildo? I aks ya. However, this Dr. Ruth–endorsed Eroscillator looks a little too much like one of those handmade gynecological tools from that David Cronenberg movie. And I'd like to take this opportunity to say, Ahem, Internet Movie Database? If I like that title then you also recommend Basketball Diaries?