Why stop at haiku?
"For centuries man has been reviewing films -- some use words, some use thumbs . . . others simply slash the seats and torch the cinema. Here at the four word film review we choose a slightly less aggressive or wordy approach. We believe that since most films start off as a short sales pitch, it makes perfect sense to return a film to it's humble beginnings and sum it up in four well-chosen words." My new favorite film review site.